edinburgh pt. 1

or a brutally honest retelling about my first time @ the fringe

I don’t like small talk and I REALLY don’t like hearing about other people’s trips.

I don’t care how many rounds of golf you played, I don’t care how relaxing your resort was, I don’t even care if you swam with a bunch of horny dolphins.

I don’t like hearing about how life-changing your silent meditation retreat was. Albeit healthy for you, meditation is …